When I was a teenager I worked at the small-town radio station of AM 1240 KOKL out of Okmulgee, OK. In my time there I "produced" (it sounds glamorous but all I did was play comercials and count backwards from five to the guys broadcasting the games) sporting events, hosted the hit show "Tradio" (We dominated the over 85 demographic) and answered the phones. Several times a week I would get a phone call from someone requesting a certain song be played to commemorate an anniversary or a loved one's birthday. Then I would have to explain to the caller that the voice they were hearing does not originate from Okmulgee, OK and their favorite country music disc jockey doesn't shop at the same Boy Howdy store they do. I would then break the news to the dejected caller that KOKL uses a satelite feed and it was not within my power to play Tennessee Whiskey by David Allan Coe.
Last Thursday I checked my facebook account, and on my wall I saw the words "Bart Ives is wondering why OSU coach Tim Beckman would want to leave and go to coach Toledo? Sounds like a topic for OKSR."
What do these two stories have to do with eachother? While AM 1240 KOKL in Okmulgee doesn't take requests, OKSportsReport.com does.
The last two years Tim Beckman transformed Oklahoma State's defense from laughing stock to a decent respectible unit. As the level of athletes OSU was successfully recruiting increased, Cowboy fans expected Beckman's defense to make another leap from decent to good. However Beckman bolted from OSU for the browner pastures of Toledo.
In some ways Beckman is like that investor that sold their stock long before it reached maximum value. OKSR was one of the first to proclaim Texas A&M the new Baylor. Why can't Oklahoma state at least become the new Texas A&M (with Baylor becoming the new Oklahoma State)? The desireabilty of a coordinator is largely based on the success of their teams and the longevity of that success. Beckman would've been on more athletic director's wish lists if he would've stayed at least through the Zac Robinson era. He could have stayed and waited on an offer from a BCS conference school.
One thing that is certain is that Beckman didn't leave for a big payday. Oklahoma State is second among Big 12 schools in assistant salaries. Oklahoma State was paying Beckman $303,000 per year. At Toledo he'll reportedly make 360,000 per year plus incentives.
Two in state coordinators that recently left for mid-level head coaching jobs are the recently fired Chuck Long (9-27 in three seasons) and the currently mediocre (6-6 at Southern Miss) Larry Fedora. Combine that with the fact that Toledo just fired a coach that went to four bowl games and won two MAC Championships in eight years, and it certainly is difficult to understand the reasoning behind the decision.
If it were me I would stay in Stillwater at least a few more years until I was offered a position at a BCS conference school. At the rate some BCS programs are going through head coaches, Beckman's name is likely to come up at some point.
It's reasonable to assume this was a family decision. Beckman is from Ohio. He went to high school and college in Ohio. He coached in Ohio for the eight years prior to coming to Oklahoma State. Maybe he's moving closer to both his parents and his in-laws. If Beckman's move was a decision for his family, then despite all the mitigating factors I really can't fault him.
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com.
With 95 Percent of Precincts Reporting...
On Tuesday our country made history by electing our first African American. In the spirit of the democratic season, I polled the OKSR writers about various topics pertaining to College Football. However this voting process more resembled a dictatorship because OKSR currently has only one writer.
- Colt McCoy was voted player most likely to have his name borrowed by a Western Romance novel.
- Bo Pelini was voted the coach most likely to be ejected from a game for strangling his own players.
- Mike Leach was voted most likely to have a side job as a department store Santa during the holidays just for the heck of it.
- Texas Tech was voted the school most likely to petition the state of Texas to change its state tree from Pecan to the Crabtree.
- D.J. Williams was voted the best player nobody's talking about.
- OSU A.D. Mike Holder was voted the Athletic Director most likely to be positive and look at the situation with a "stadium half-full" mentality as opposed to a "stadium half-empty."
Week Eleven Picks
Arkansas at South Carolina
Razorback freshman Jarius Wright had a breakout game against Tulsa last week with 5 catches for 112 yards. The Hogs will be very tough to beat if they can get their freshman players to have a good game all at once. They'll have to play a complete game to have a chance against a good defensive team like South Carolina. The Hogs can't expect to be spotted 17 points from a nervous team this week (as they were last week against Tulsa).
South Carolina 31 Arkansas 20
Oklahoma at Texas A&M
Through eight games Texas A&M has scored 35 points or more only one time. Last week against Nebraska OU scored 35 points in the first quarter.
Oklahoma 63 Texas A&M 24
Oklahoma State at Texas Tech
OSU should bring out the blueprint from the Missouri game to pull this one out. That is, running the ball, controlling the clock and having Mike Gundy ignore the defense and scribble on a clipboard. Robinson, Hunter, and Toston will need big games on the ground.
Oklahoma State 30 Texas Tech 28
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com.
Fake College Football News
I’ve always enjoyed the Weekend Update segment of Saturday Night Live in which cast members poke fun at network news anchors by delivering the “fake news.” So I thought I would use my medium to deliver the fake college football news.
1. In the past week, sales for home entertainment equipment in Arkansas has skyrocketed. The high demand for televisions can be linked to the 1:45 mark in the Razorbacks’ football game against Ole Miss. In that Arkansas telecast, Ole Miss fans were heard chanting “Hou-ston Nutt, Hou-ston Nutt, Hou-ston Nutt”, at that point an estimated 400,000 feet kicked in 400,000 television screens.
2. This week DeMarco Murray spoke out publicly asking OU play-by-play announcer Bob Barry to “please stop calling me Rhett Bomar.”
3. Rich Rodriguez responded to Lou Holtz’s statement that compared Rodriguez’s leadership style to that of Adolf Hitler, by comparing Lou Holtz’s speech to that of Daffy Duck.
4. Lucas Films announced they’re going to remake Star Wars using only college football players, coaches, and broadcasters. They intend to cast Tim Tebow as Luke Skywalker, Erin Andrews as Princess Leia, Jim Tressell as C-3PO, Kirk Herbstreit as Han Solo, Lee Corso as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mark May as Darth Vader, Joe Paterno as Yoda, and Mark Mangino as Jabba the Hut.
5. Earlier the week it was reported that Mark Sanchez is considering entering the 2009 NFL Draft. Later, the rumor was discovered to only be a negotiating tool by Sanchez to get a raise from USC.
6. The University of Texas team trainers are treating QB Colt McCoy for a serious condition called Drapersonafoulitis. Drapersonafoulitis is most prevalent in quarterbacks and affects their equilibrium and balance when they are out of bounds and a defender makes even the slightest amount of contact with the infected individual. When someone with this disease is touched by a defender out of bounds, their motor skills are replaced with that of an awkward baby deer wearing roller skates that is standing on a big block ice. The team first became aware of the possibility of drapersonafoulitis during the October 11th game against Oklahoma. The trainers stated the disease will not have any long term negative effect on McCoy, but they are worried about the state of college football.
7. The authorities were called when John Daly passed out drunk at a Hooters restaurant in North Carolina.
Okay, so I actually didn't make that last headline up.
Week 10 Picks
Tulsa at Arkansas
Normally, Arkansas’ SEC caliber athletes would overwhelm Tulsa’s C-USA athletes. However, this is not a normal Arkansas team and this is not a normal Hurricane team. After the game I think Bobby Petrino needs to give a Rick Pitino-esque “Darren McFadden isn’t coming through that door” speech.
Tulsa 48 Arkansas 35
Oklahoma State vs. Iowa State
It seems OSU gained more national respect in last week’s close loss to Texas (as evidenced by their regionally televised game against a sub par Iowa State team). Iowa State at home won’t prove to be much of a challenge.
OSU 52 Iowa State 17
Oklahoma vs. Nebraska
OU and Nebraska once tried to claim the game of the century in 1971. In 2008 they can't even claim "game of the 7:00 central time slot" (which they share with Texas at Texas Tech). Oklahoma should have an easy time with Nebraska if they can contain return men Niles Paul and Nate Swift.
Oklahoma 42 Nebraska 21
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com.
There Are No Words
Every week I try to come up with new superlatives to describe Tulsa’s offensive dominance. This week I’m just going to list a few mind blowing stats from last week’s UTEP game.
1. Tulsa’s offense rolled up 791 total yards.
2. If you take out the last two Tulsa offensive possessions (where the objective was to just run the clock out), TU averaged 10.7 yards per play. That equates to a first down every time Tulsa snapped the ball
3. The Hurricane had scoring drives of 82, 75, 61, 63, 69, 73 yards and none of those drives took longer than three minutes.
4. Despite all the short drives, TU snapped the ball 26 more times than UTEP.
5. Earlier in the year Texas scored 42 points on UTEP. Tulsa's margin of victory over UTEP was 42 points.
6. TU had nine plays that gained 25 yards or more.
Little Mr. Sunshine
I’ve talked with many Arkansas fans that view Bobby Petrino’s first season as what I call a “Little Miss Sunshine” season. Let me explain. The movie Little Miss Sunshine is a comedy in which the entire movie is built around one joke near the end of the movie. If that joke fails, the movie fails (I won’t reveal the joke for those who haven’t seen it).
A large percentage of Arkansas fans see the upcoming game against Houston Nutt and the Ole Miss Rebels as their one game season. If the Razorbacks lose this game then the next day food won’t taste as good, the sun won’t shine as bright, and their bowl of Captain Crunch won’t have quite as many crunch-berries. For Arkansas, whether this season is deemed a success or failure will be determined in three hours on Saturday.
Week Nine Picks
Tulsa vs. Central Florida
TU finally gets an opportunity to perform on national T.V. on Sunday night. The Hurricane can’t dazzle the voters with their quality of competition, so they’ll have to do it with big blowouts.
Tulsa 63 Central Florida 27
Oklahoma State at Texas
Texas’ Colt McCoy is completing 81% of his passes. Through eight weeks, there are 31 starting quarterbacks that don’t even have 81 completions.
Texas 24 Oklahoma State 20
Arkansas vs. Ole Miss
Mississippi will key on Michael Smith running the ball. It will be up to Casey Dick and the passing game to win this one. If Arkansas can end every possession with either a punt or points then they should squeak this one out. However Casey Dick has thrown five interceptions in the last three games.
Ole Miss 28 Arkansas 21
Oklahoma at Kansas State
OU should be aware of the “trap game” potential Kansas State brings. DeMarco Murray will have his post-injury breakout game against the 101st ranked rush defense.
Oklahoma 45 Kansas State 14
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com.
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com.
On Monday night as my evening was about to fade to black, I got a call from my friend, Chummy, who offered me one of the his two tickets to Tuesday’s Thunder preseason game vs. L.A. Clippers that he won through The Sports Animal. It took me 1.53 seconds to accept his offer.
Even though I’ve been watching NBA basketball for years, I had never experienced a live game before (I had never even seen a professional sports team play except for the 2006 USC Trojans football team).
Here’s an account of my observations and reactions to the game in chronological order.
6:40 p.m..: I arrived at my rendezvous point a little early and struck off urgently looking for a place to lift the bladderial pressure that had built up during the drive from Tulsa. I passed up an opportunity to use the worst smelling PortaJohn in the country and was saved by the Bricktown Sonic.
6:45: I met up with my friend, Chummy, and had to wait on him as he used the worst smelling PortaJohn in the country.
7:02: I entered the Ford Center and realized there is a huge difference between the nicest college basketball arena and an average NBA arena. The Ford Center is bigger and better than I thought an arena could be and Oklahoma City just passed a tax to renovate the arena to catch up to the other NBA arenas.
7:07: Chummy and I climbed to the third level and took our seats next to a fan who seemed to think he was the head coach and think all the players can hear him clearly. He even yelled “HELP, HELP” when Earl Watson was being trapped by two Clippers. I bet he warned them about that at least thousand times in practice.
The player introductions were a little subdued (Later I read they were holding a few things back for the regular season opener). I know that it is the P.A. announcer’s job to try and inspire enthusiasm with everything he says, but how can someone get too excited when he says “JOOOOHHAAN PETRO!!!”
7:10: Apparently Chris Wilcox desperately wants to be the answer to a trivia question as he scored the first Thunder basket on Oklahoma soil Monday against the Rockets and at the first home game against the Clippers.
7:30: During the first quarter I tried to pay attention but there are a ton of distractions at an NBA game. There is music playing while the game is going on, a guy with a microphone running around during timeouts, and the over-the-top P.A. announcer. I’m not sure how someone with ADD would finish a sentence at an NBA game. I wondered if I might have liked the NBA of the 1960’s better than today’s NBA experience. In the 1960’s an NBA game was viewed by a bunch of guys in suits trying to see the action through cigar smoke.
At the first quarter ended I broke out of my ESPN Classic stupor as Chummy and I went to get a six-dollar chicken tender basket (Chummy cited his lack of dishes in his apartment as reason to spring for the Thunder souvenir cup).
7:47: I know this was only a preseason game, but Clippers guard Chuck Taylor played very well. He could be a valuable Bobby Jackson-type bench player.
8:06: After the halftime fan trampoline dunk contest (which included several ringers that were Thunder employees), Chummy and I moved to some vacant seats in the lower section. There was an entirely different type of “fan” in the good seats. I felt out of place because I didn’t have a button-up shirt, khakis, skinny sideburns that connect at a right angle to a skinny beard. I asked Chummy the question “If I yelled at Al Thornton ‘GO BACK TO FLORIDA STATE!’ How many people within earshot would get what I’m saying?” We both settled on about 15%. I’m not sure if this is because Oklahoma City needs time to become true NBA fans or these people were genuinely uninterested in basketball.
8:41: No game is too small for Kevin Durant not to give a good effort.
8:47: No game is too small for Ricky Davis not to gripe out his teammates.
9:02: The crowd got into the game as the Thunder made a run behind Durant, Russell Westbrook, and John Lucas. I saw why the Thunder will have one of the best home court advantages in the league.
9:25: Kevin Durant really asserted himself in the fourth quarter with 10 points. However, Russell Westbrook struggled down the stretch with a missed layup, one turnover, and two missed free throws in the final two minutes.
9:28: Bad News: The Clippers win a close one over the Thunder. Good News: The Thunder player of the game was Johan Petro with 12 points 13 rebounds and 3 blocks. Maybe I’ll clap a little harder next time he’s introduced in the starting lineups.
9:32: As Chummy and I are walking back to our cars he has to stop one more time at the worst smelling PortaJohn in the country.
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com.
"We Got a Yard!"
Tulsa at SMU
Through Tulsa's first five games they are averaging 56 points per game. Last season the Tulsa basketball team averaged 66 points through their first five games. The football team only trails the basketball team by ten points. The rest of Conference USA has little chance at upsetting Tulsa if they run the ball like they did against Rice (386 yards).
Tulsa 60 SMU 24
Oklahoma State at Missouri
Last week Oklahoma State beat up on The New Baylor (Texas A&M) as Dez Bryant built a case that he could be the new Jeremy Maclin with 4 TDs (3 receiving, 1 punt return). Unfortunately for OSU, the real Jeremy Maclin is still around.
Missouri 48 OSU 30
Arkansas at Auburn
Tommy Tuberville showed offensive coordinator Tony Franklin the door earlier this week. Tuberville is going to look very smart this week as the Auburn offense goes against an inferior defense.
Auburn 38 Arkansas 14
Oklahoma vs. Texas
The good news for Texas is they could be the second best team in the nation. The bad news is they're the second best team in the Big XII South.
Oklahoma 34 Texas 28